It All Started With A Badly Timed

The People Who Influenced Me Most Were The People Who Said I Would Never Make It. They Gave Me A Thirst For Revenge.

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!