In The Navy, There Is No Wrong

Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Train Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.

Of Course, In Los Angeles, Everything Is Based On Driving, Even The Killings. In New York, Most People Don't Have Cars, So If You Want To Kill A Person, You Have To Take The Subway To Their House. And Sometimes On The Way, The Train Is Delayed And You Get Impatient, So You Have To Kill Someone On The Subway. That's Why There Are So Many Subway Murders; No One Has A Car.

I Have This Real Moron Thing I Do? It's Called Thinking.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?