In Love, First Please The Eye, Then

They That Are Fated To Be Fools, Have One Consolation, That They Are Fated Also To Be Ignorant Of It.

Enjoyment Inflames Love In Some Men, And Extinguishes It In Others: The Wind That Assists Large Vessels, Upsets Small Ones.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.

I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All I'm Interested In Or Good At.

All My Life's About Is Cracking Up People And Them Cracking Me Up And Trying Not To Think About Dying. That Doesn't Cost Very Much Money.