In Hollywood You Kind Of Fail Upwards

The Writer Crafts Their Ideal World. In My World, Everyone Has Really Long Conversations Or Just Picks Apart Pop Culture To Death And Everyone Talks In Monologue.

Long Time No See. I Only Pray The Caliber Of Your Questions Has Improved.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

I Know What It Feels Like To Carry A Lot Of Weight In A Society That's Very Image-conscious. It's A Thin Person's World, And We Try To Navigate Within It Without Being Made Fun Of.

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