Life Is A Quarry, Out Of Which

We All Like To Forgive, And Love Best Not Those Who Offend Us Least, Nor Who Have Done Most For Us, But Those Who Make It Most Easy For Us To Forgive Them.

God And The Devil Are An Effort After Specialisation And Division Of Labour.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

Those Who Have Never Had A Father Can At Any Rate Never Know The Sweets Of Losing One. To Most Men The Death Of His Father Is A New Lease Of Life.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.