In Case The Rest Of You Missed

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

Computers And Rocket Ships Are Examples Of Invention, Not Of Understanding. ... All That Is Needed To Build Machines Is The Knowledge That When One Thing Happens, Another Thing Happens As A Result. It's An Accumulation Of Simple Patterns. A Dog Can Learn Patterns. There Is No "why&rdqo"; In Those Examples. We Don't Understand Why Electricity Travels. We Don't Know Why Light Travels At A Constant Speed Forever. All We Can Do Is Observe And Record Patterns.