I'm Very Drawn To Eastern Europe, So

America's Work Ethic Is Non-stop; It's Not Even Enshrined In Law That Workers Have To Get Their Two Weeks Holiday Money. But Americans Work Harder Than Everyone Else I Can Think Of.

Look At His Face. I Bet His Cornflakes Try To Crawl Out Of The Bowl.

The Truth Is That I'm Constitutionally Incapable Of Doing An Ordinary Job.

One Thing That's Coming Up A Lot Is: Are You As Grumpy As You Appear From This Black Books Thing.

When Things Are Going Well, I Can't Write Fast Enough To Keep Up With My Mind. Writing Walks, Speech Runs And Talk Flies. Other Times, Though, It's Like Fishing.