I'm Very Domestic, And I Think That

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

Just Be You. I've Learned The Hard Way And In The End, Some People Are Just So Full Of Hate That No Matter What You Say Or Do, They'll Always Have Something To Say.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

My Biggest Regret Is That I've Assisted The Media In Making Me Into A Cartoon Character. I Don't Regret What Has Happened To Me, But I Regret The Way I Have Dealt With It.

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.