I'm So Thankful. God Has Been So

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

The Thought Of Eating Rabbit And Squirrels Doesn't Appeal To Me. And That Was On Our Table Quite Often As A Kid. In Your Uppity Restaurants, They Serve A Lot Of Rabbit. But I Just Can't Help But Think Of Peter. And Deer, I Can't Go There, Because Of Bambi.

There's So Much Going On. I Almost Never Have A Moment.

I Know I Can Cook, But The Place Where I Cook... It's A Mess! I'm Very Disorganized.

I'm So Glad I'm Not A Dentist. How Many Times Does Someone Say, 'oh, Doc, It Felt So Good When You Were Drilling My Teeth'? Never. But When You Give Someone A Wonderful Cookie, You Put A Little Of Yourself In, And You See Someone's Face Light Up - That's Immediate Approval.