I'm Probably More Of A Stand-up Comedian

I Became A Vegetarian After I Became Aware Of Factory Farming And Slaughterhouses And The Torture And Inhumane Handling Of All These Animals.

Basically, I'm A People Pleaser Who Has A Knack For Disappointing.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.

I Was Never Really An Impressionist. If There Was Somebody Within My Range, Maybe I Could Work On It And Do A Little Exaggeration Of Them - Which I Think Is Really The Way To Do An Impression.

I Remember The First Date I Ever Went Out On. It Was In High School. Her Name Was Marguerite. She Was Kind Of A Heavyset Girl... I Took Her Out On One Date. We Went Out For Dinner And A Movie And A Dinner.