I'm Not Only A Fan Of Apple

I'm Not A Greedy Man; There Really Is Nothing I Couldn't Live Without. But If There Was A Fire, And I Saved My Child And My Pets, I'd Be Happy.

I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock For Cash, And The Topless Dancers.

On A Scale Of The United States, The Hollywood Influence On What Comes Out, That's Not The Majority Views Of Across The Country. What We Read In Us Weekly Or People Magazine, Or Entertainment Tonight, It's Not What The Majority Of The Country Is Thinking.

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

I Know Every Skynyrd And About All Johnny Cash Songs.