I'm Not Barbie, And Im Alright With

Dr. Maggie Dinome Was Given The Duke Award For Her Tireless Efforts And Stellar Contributions To The Eradication Of Cancer. But Unfortunately My Weight Seems Much More Important To Some Of You. While I Will Admit The Dress Didn't Photograph As Well As It Did In My Kitchen, I Will Also Admit I Felt Very Pretty. In Fact, I Feel Beautiful.

My Definition Of Freedom Is Knowing Who You Are, And Then Being It. No Matter What Anyone Else Is Doing. And Naked Parties Of Course.

I Have Never Really Encountered Anybody That Was Rude To Me. Well, Not To My Face Anyway.

I Think The Best Day Will Be When We No Longer Talk About Being Gay Or Straight... It's Not A Gay Wedding, It's Just A Wedding... It's Not A Gay Marriage, It's Just A Marriage.

Raise Your Glass If You Are Wrong In All The Right Ways.