I'm Not A First-place Person.

We're All Used To Seeing Pretty People. I Want To See Real People.

I Love Cop Shows And Crime Books And Thrillers, And Before I Die I'm Gonna Play A Cop.

If You See A Shy Person, Ask Them Some Questions Like, 'why Are You So Shy? Tell Everyone, We're All Listening.

I'd Just Much Rather See An Ugly Person Take The Trash Out Than See Somebody Really Pretty Taking The Trash Out.

People Always Think I'm Amy Poehler, Which Never Bothers Me. I Mean, Amy Poehler Is Great.