I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

The 'what Should Be' Never Did Exist, But People Keep Trying To Live Up To It. There Is No 'what Should Be,' There Is Only What Is.

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.