I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.