I'm Just A Down-to-earth Guy.

I Went To My Friend's House One Day, And He Had An Electric Guitar He Had Just Bought With A Tiny Little Amp. I Turned The Volume Up To 10 And I Hit One Chord, And I Said, I'm In Love.

I Look At My Kid, And One Part Of Me Wants To Keep Her As My Little Baby. But, Y'know, The Bottom Line Is She's 18!

When You Take A Shower In Space, You Have To Press The Water Onto Your Body To Clean Yourself, And Then You Gotta Vacuum It Off.

Every Time Paul And Gene Use My Makeup, They Have To Pay Me A Royalty Check. I Think They Changed The Makeup So They Didn't Have To Pay Me.

I Believe That The Only Way That The Human Race Is Gonna Survive Is To Start Colonizing Space And Setting Up Colonies On The Moon, And Then Space Stations.