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At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

Nothing Can Take The Sting Out Of The World’s Economic Problems Like Watching Millionaires Present Each Other With Golden Statues.

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

What's So Fascinating And Frustrating And Great About Life Is That You're Constantly Starting Over, All The Time, And I Love That.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.