I'm From Such An Old Family, It's

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.