I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary

Comedy Has Been So Good To Me.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

I'm Not Ashamed To Tell The Truth About What Happened In My Family. I Think That's What Makes My Comedy Different.

I Can't Build Myself By Beating Somebody Down.

I'm Not A Star, I Hate That Word, And I'm An Entertainer. Stars Fall, You Know, I'm An Entertainer. I Want To Be Known As An Entertainer.