I'm An Idiot Anyway, But Sometimes You

My Wife Is The Ceo Of The Family. I'm The Fun Guy, Just Trying To Make It Up As I Go Along.

I Don't Like La. The Majority Just Seem To Be So Artificial. Look At How They Worship Everything They Think Is Fashionable. Isn't It Sick?

I Don't Want To Live In An Ivory Tower, Being The Songwriter Who Just Turns Inward.

I Got Body Lice In Germany! I'd Tell You They Were Crabs, But I Wasn't Getting Laid.

I Hate Celebrities. I Really Hate Them.