I'm A Teleological, Existential Agnostic.

To Me There’s No Real Difference Between A Fortune Teller Or A Fortune Cookie And Any Of The Organized Religions. They’re All Equally Valid Or Invalid, Really. And Equally Helpful.

I'm Going To My Psychoanalyst One More Year, Then I'm Going To Lourdes.

My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were So Beautiful I Got Another Analyst.

Money Is Not Everything, But It Is Better Than Having One's Health.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.