I'm A Liar. And I Can't Stop

Do Not Chase Boys. Chasing Boys Is Bad. Chasing Boys Can Lead To Horrible Things Like Mansions Going Up Into Flames, Hand Amputations, And Blindness. So Have Some Self Respect And Don't Let Things Get Too Far Before The Wedding Day.

Meg Cabot Is The Best Author Ever

Wait. Why Am I Thinking About Krispy Kremes? We’re Supposed To Be Exercising.

You Know What You Sound Like? A Jealous Girl Friend. And How Are Things On Planet You Wish?

But I Guess You Would Look Beatific, Too, If The Man You Had Been In Love With Since The Fifth Grade Had Told You That He Was In Love With You, Too.