I'm A Huge Kevin Youkilis Fan.

Personally, I Think Jim Henson Said It Best When He Said "anybody Got An Aspirin? I Think I've Got A Cold."

Most People Think, "life Sucks, And Then You Die." I Disagree. I Think Life Sucks. Then You Get Cancer. Then You Go Into Chemotherapy. You Lose All Your Hair, You Feel Bad About Yourself. Then All Of The Sudden The Cancer Goes Into Remission, And Then All Of The Sudden You Have A Stroke. You Can't Move Your Right Side. And Then, Maybe, You Die.

My Goal Is To Leave This Planet With The Biggest Carbon Footprint I Can Possibly Leave.

I'm The Lord Of The Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, It's Me!

Don't Buy The Toys That Make The Noise!