If You're Going To Be An Artist,

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

My Three Favorite Travel Writers Of All Time Are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, And Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying Not Only Tells The Truth About The Travel-writing Racket, It Gets To The Heart Of Some Of The Travel Industry's Best-kept Secrets.

Inspiration Thing Is Important, To Teach The Kids That Jfk Is Not An Airport, Rfk's Not A Stadium, Martin Luther King Ain't A Street

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!