If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.

I've Always Loved Songwriting, And I Vowed To Be A Songwriter Like Cole Porter When I Was Only 9 Years Old.

Don’t Be Stupid, Be A Smarty / Come And Join The Nazi Party!

In Every Spoof I Make Real Love To The Things I Am Spoofing.

I Usually Start With The Words. The Rhythm Of The Words Gives Me The Rhythm Of The Song, And Then I Look For The Musical Highlights In It To Carry It.