If Your Playing Basic Music, Its Just

Looking Hard For A Drive In, Searching For A Corner Cafe, Where The Hamburgers Sizzle On An Open Grill Night And Day.

If The People In The Audience Are Talking, You're Being Ignored. If The People Are Gazing At You, You've Got Something They Want To Hear.

I Grew Up Thinking Art Was Pictures Until I Got Into Music And Found I Was An Artist And Didn't Paint.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Scoot Under The Table, And Whenever Company Would Come Around You Know Or My Sisters Or Parents Would Tell Me, Go Under The Table And I'd Do It Because It Was Entertainment For The Family Or Aunts Or Whatever. And One Time At The Paramount When I First Did It, You Know, Brooklyn Paramount, I Did It In The Act During An Instrumental And It Got A Big Ovation And So I Coined It As One Of The Things I Should Do In The Act. And Since I've Been Doing It.

Hail, Hail Rock And Roll / Deliver Me From The Days Of Old.