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It Probably Does Make It More Difficult To Enjoy A Good Laugh At Someone Who's Onstage, Seemingly Yelling At You. But I'm Not Yelling At The Audience, I'm Yelling At The World. It Genuinely Sucks If People Are Taking It That Way. But I'm Not Talking To Individuals.

I Do Believe That On A Whole, Women Are Definitely Smarter Than Men... I Also Believe That Dogs Are Smarter Than Women. No? That One, You Don't Believe It? You Believe That I Didn't Do A Series Of Tests? You Are Right To Not Believe It, Because I'm Going To Go Ahead And Admit That I Do Not Believe What I Just Said, It Was What's Described As A 'joke.' Um, I'll Be Telling A Bunch Of Them Here Tonight.

The Bible Is The Funniest Book I Have Ever Read. It's So Funny! Right In The First Six Pages, It's Funny!

Sketches Have Characters, Exits, Entrances And Are Vastly Different.

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.