If You Live In New York, Even

Trying To Figure Things Out Was My Gig. Without The Human Condition, There's No Struggle, No Pain And That Means No Laughter.

The Reason I'm In This Business, I Assume All Performers Are -- It's Look At Me, Ma! It's Acceptance, You Know -- Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma. And If Your Mother Watches, You'll Show Off Till You're Exhausted; But If Your Mother Goes, Ptshew!

Every Group, Every System Has A Set Of Values And Morals And When You Get Outside Those, Then The Alarms Ring. I Was Politically Incorrect To 95% Of The Country; Luckily My 5% Had The Bread To Come See Me.

I Would Become A Priest Or A Rabbi Or A Monk Or Whatever The Hell Was Necessary To Perform Miracles Such As Taking Money From Someone Else's Pocket And Putting It Into Mine, Still Remaining Within The Confines Of The Law.

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.