If You Build A Better Mousetrap, Nature

Something I Learned Long Ago. It Is Not Necessary To Know What A Person Is Afraid Of. It Is Enough To Know The Person Is Afraid.

Back Then, Before It Became Clear That Democracy Was Best Served By A Drunken Electorate, The Bars In New York City Were Required To Close On Election Day.

I’ve Tried Writing And The Sentences Come Out Fine, But I Write A Few Pages And I Don’t Want To Go On.

Booze And Tobacco And Lots Of Sex. It Keeps A Lad Young.

If You Cannot Stand A Spoon Upright In The Cup, Then The Coffee Is Too Weak.