If You Are An Ugly Woman, You

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

I Don't Get Into The Gun Stuff. Some Guys Have Guns Who Go Hunting. Where Do We Stop (the Gun Control) At? I'm Not A Hunter, But We Can't Say People Can't Have Guns.

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.