If There Is A Gay Army, I

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

I'm Basically Always On Tour.

I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

I Believe Fully In Making Fun Of Children. I Believe Very Strongly That You Should Never Make Fun Of An Embryo Or Your Ovaries. I Am A Big Believer On Breaking Those Rules. It's A Case-by-case Basis. But The Thing Is, There's So Many Ways To Make A Joke About Something That Is Sort Of Maybe Verboten Or Something.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.