If Man Made It, Don't Eat It.

I Train Like I'm Training For The Olympics Or For A Mr. America Contest, The Way I've Always Trained My Whole Life. You See, Life Is A Battlefield. Life Is Survival Of The Fittest... How Many Healthy People Do You Know? How Many Happy People Do You Know? Think About It. People Work At Dying, They Don't Work At Living. My Workout Is My Obligation To Life. It's My Tranquilizer. It's Part Of The Way I Tell The Truth--and Telling The Truth Is What's Kept Me Going All These Years.

You Can't Get Rid Of It With Exercise Alone. You Can Do The Most Vigorous Exercise And Only Burn Up 300 Calories In An Hour. If You've Got Fat On Your Body, The Exercise Firms And Tones The Muscles. But When You Use That Tape Measure, What Makes It Bigger? It's The Fat!

Billy Graham Is For The Hereafter. I'm For The Here And Now.

If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out. All Those Cakes And Pies And Candy And Ice Cream -- All That Terrible Fast Food Stuff! I Just Bought A New Corvette Sports Car ... Would I Put Oil In The Gas Tank? Would I?

People Thought I Was A Charlatan And A Nut. The Doctors Were Against Me -- They Said That Working Out With Weights Would Give People Heart Attacks And They Would Lose Their Sex Drive.