If Love Means Anything At All It

Why Get Married? For Human Beings, Marriage Is Such An Unnatural State. If You Want Monogamy, It Has Been Said, You Should Marry A Swan.

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

It's No Good Running A Pig Farm Badly For 30 Years While Saying, 'really, I Was Meant To Be A Ballet Dancer.' By Then, Pigs Will Be Your Style.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Failure May Be Your Style.

You Can't Be A Person And A Lady. If You're A Person, You Can Open The Damned Door Yourself.