If I Won The Lottery I'd Start

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

My Name Is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege Of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad Was A Bit Of A Communist, Know What I Mean?

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.