If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm Was The Best Thing To Happen To Larry David In Life.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.