If I Want A Long, Boring Story

That's Why Breakups Take Two Or Three Times- To Build Up Immunity.

According To Most Studies, People's Number One Fear Is Public Speaking. Number Two Is Death. Death Is Number Two. Does That Sound Right? This Means To The Average Person, If You Go To A Funeral, You're Better Off In The Casket Than Doing The Eulogy.

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.

All I Ever Wanted To Do Is Make People Laugh.

There Are More Social Skills Required To Talk One-on-one [than To An Audience]. You Don't Have To Be Socially Fluid To Talk To Two Thousand People.