If I Have To Die, I Want

When I Was Younger, I Ate Nothing But Fried Food. Everything Was Fried, From Oysters To Chicken To Potatoes To Vegetables. When You Die In New Orleans, They Deep Fry You Before They Put You In The Coffin. When We Baptize Children In New Orleans, We Baptize Them With A Bordelaise Sauce; We Don't Use Water.

When I Lost My Weight, I Went And Bought About 15 Different Types Of Underwear To See What Would Look Good On My New Body. It's Exciting!

If I Don't Take Care Of Myself, If I Don't Feel Good About Myself, How Can I Help Others?

I'm Not Going To Be Happy Until Every Child In Every School Is Physically Active.

My Father Offered Me A Dollar For Every Pound I Would Lose As A Kid. It Didn't Work. And It Doesn't Really Work In The Long Run.