If I Had To Pick One Artist

Clothing Sizes Are Weird, They Go: Small, Medium, Large And Then Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Extra Extra Extra Large. Something Happened At Large, They Just Gave Up. They Were Like, 'i'm Not Doing Any More Adjectives; You Just Keep Putting Extras On There.' We Could Do Better Than That: Small, Medium, Large, Whoa, Easy, Slow Down, Stop It, Interesting, American.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

Our Times, A Brief History: As Televisions Became Flatter, People Became Rounder.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.