If I Had That Kind Of Money,

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.