If I Ever Lose My Mind I

Every Time You Use The Phrase All My Life It Has A Different Meaning.

I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed.

The Radio Ad "hi, I'm Jeff Healey From The Jeff Healey Band. Don't Drink And Drive. I Don't". Well, I Hope You Don't Drive Sober Either Mr. Healey. You're Blind For God's Sake!

The Sicker You Get, The Harder It Is To Remember If You Took Your Medicine.

Y'ever Notice How You Never Seem To Get Laid On Thanksgiving? I Think It's Because All The Coats Are On The Bed.