If I Could Read A Book, I'd

I'd Rather Not Do Anything. Guys Want You More When You Don't. Young Girls Should Know That.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

Kabbalah Helps You Confront Your Fears. If A Girl Borrowed My Clothes And Never Gave Them Back, And I Saw Her Wearing Them Months Later, I Would Confront Her.

I'm Not Like Anybody Else. I'm Like An American Princess.

I'm Not A Sexual Person, Really. I Don't Really Care About Sex.