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Most People Who Have Kids Are, "hey, I Want Another Me. I Like Me. I'm Pretty Cool, And I've Got Really Great Ideas, And The Way I Think Is The Right Way To Think. Let's Put Another One Of Me Out There.

I'm Pretty Happy. I Obviously Have Complaints About Things, But For The Most Part, I'm On The Above-average Side Of Happy People.

I Grew Up In That Minority. I Grew Up In The South, In Roswell, Georgia, And It Was Heavily White, Baptist, Conservative. And The Idea That Somebody Would Come There And Say Those Things That I Said Created An Atmosphere Where Some People Would Walk Out, And Suddenly They Weren't In The Minority. For An Hour And A Half, They Were The Majority. So I Would Argue That It Does Need To Be Said.

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"

I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll Write Things On A Piece Of Paper And Riff On Them Onstage.