If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

You Needn't Love Your Enemy, But If You Refrain From Telling Lies About Him, You Are Doing Well Enough.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.