I'd Always Wanted To Write Books Ever

That Dreadful Alligator Attack In Orlando Would Never Have Happened If Disney Had Put Up Real Warning Signs, Like Other Florida Resorts Do. But Wild Alligators Don't Fit The Disney Image, So They Were No Proper Warnings, And A Child Died For No Reason.

Disney Is Just Disney. It's A Company That's Very Good At What It Does - Controlling And Promoting An Image - Until Something Happens That It Can't Control Or Cover Up.

I'm Sort Of Fascinated By America's Fascination With Rednecks, The Whole Duck Dynasty Thing. Being A White Guy From The South, I Find It Amazing That So Many Tv Viewers Are Enchanted By Beards, Bad Dentistry And Moonshine Accents.

As Frightening As This May Sound, What You See In The Books Is The Way I See The World. And So Far I Haven't Seen Anything, Either In Florida Or Elsewhere, To Dissuade Me From It.

Jimmy Lee Baylis Was A Wise Man, And Knew Better Than To Talk Back To The Man Who Signed His Paycheck.