I Wouldn't Give Satan A Snowball's Chance

A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.

I'm Just Trying To Rid The World Of All These Fevered Egos That Are Tainting Our Collective Unconscious.

Let's Do Some Comedy. I Always Like To Add Some Comedy To My Show. Those Who've Seen Me Before Might Know That.

Nonsmokers--this Is For You And You Only. Ready? Nonsmokers Die Every Day. Sleep Tight.

Mushrooms Grow On Cow Turds. I Love That. I Think That's Why You Giggle The First Hour.