I Would Love To Have Acidy Spit.

You Can't Become Tempted If You Just Give In A Little Quicker.

I Got Home From Work Today And Took Like A One Hundred Hour Nap. No You Did Not. You'd Be Very Sick If You Were Taking One Hundred Hour Naps. That's A Coma! If You Said You Took A Coma After Work I'd Be Able To Follow The Story.

I Grew Up Very Self-loathing. I Was A Phobic. I Had Anxiety. I Had Panic Attacks.

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.