I Won't Be A Rock Star. I

Modern Paintings Are Like Women, You'll Never Enjoy Them If You Try To Understand Them.

Rod Stewart, Elton John And I Were Going To Form A Band Called Hair, Nose & Teeth After The Three Of Us. But It Hasn't Happened Because None Of Us Can Agree On The Order Of The Words!

By The Way, I Do Not Wear A Hose. My Hose Is My Own. No Coke Bottle, Nothing Stuffed Down There.

It's A Beautiful Day, The Sun Is Shining, I Feel Good, And No One's Gonna Stop Me Now.

We've Gone Overboard On Every Queen Album. But That's Queen.