I Wish My Name Started With A

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

When They Were Naming Vitamins They Must Have Thought There Were Going To Be Way More Vitamins Than There Ended Up Being. Ok Let's Name These: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... Ok Man Slow Down We've Got A Lot To Cover Here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then They Got To E And They Were Like 'we're Pretty Much Done. We've Got All Those Damn B's. This Is Embarrassing. Let's Just Skip To K And Get The Hell Out Of Here.

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.