I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

There Are No Impossible Dreams.

There Is Something F-king Unbelievable About Seeing All Of The Fans Go Crazy And Chanting 'ozzy!' I Would Pay To See Them.

I'm Hoping To Do A Broadway Musical On The Life Of Rasputin. He's Someone I Can Definitely Identify With.

My Father Always Said I Would Do Something Big One Day.'i've Got A Feeling About You, John Osbourne,' He'd Tell Me, After He'd Had A Few Beers.'you're Either Going To Do Something Very Special, Or You're Going To Go To Prison.' And He Was Right, My Old Man. I Was In Prison Before My Eighteenth Birthday.