Ads Place 1222

Background Image

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

-Demetri Martin

Please Wait....
Translating....

I Was Walking In The Park And

Demetri Martin

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

Views: 6

Topic

More From Demetri Martin

I Feel So Fortunate To Be One Of The Lucky Ones Who Is So Grateful And Appreciative To Know Such Great Synonyms For Thankful.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.

Planning Trip Around The Globe, That Is In My Room.

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

Ads Place 3

Ads Place 2

Trending Author

Marquis De Sade

Melissa Joan Hart

Gerard Depardieu

Stephen Hawking

Category

Ads Place 4

Ads Place 5